Middle-aged couples take mountain bikes.
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My wife and I need more exercise. Every time we leave the house, we anticipate turning overhead and noticing vultures, now our washing machine is unpleasant that it will shrink our clothes, so in a moment it is a pure impression All intellectual thoughts are determined mountain bike at all. We remembered the bicycle like a child, there was nothing there. Also, when purchasing, cool breeze of nostalgic feeling gently blows out to the bike.
One of the first things we notice is that the seat is too small. How is the small youth of the current seat. Deliberately smile the shop clerk's smokly and bubble the mature bicycle enthusiast by mature. Of course, there is an additional charge. My wife picks extra padding and is currently riding in what seems to be a bucket seat from Buck in 1967. On the other hand, I decided to save additional costs and go without padding. My anologist guaranteed to me that the tingling of my left hip should eventually disappear.
Early Saturday morning, we will prepare for the first cycling adventure. I decided to leave early in order to guarantee returning before dark. My wife should travel in front and should carry suntan lotion, first aid kit and fanny pack with our medical insurance card. Her job is to set the pace. My job is to criticize it when it follows the back. I carry backpacks full of: peanut butter and jelly sandwiches (for survival), energy rods (for endurance), two Gatorade jugs (for our
We will overcome the route at the end. I spread the map on the table in the kitchen, pointers of the hands. "Since this is the route we take, pay close attention, if there is a question, it is time to ask now.
I will carefully check the emergency procedure. "If separated, we rendezvous here at Checkpoint Romeo, Checkpoint Charlie, or here, either here.
"My wife obviously takes the entire adventure too lightly and complains that he does not show respect for my excellent training and experience. After all I am not a girlfriend, Fortunately, I understand the seriousness of tasks first and take necessary precautions.
We are finally ready to use our week of training and preparation. It is going in front of a decent middle-aged man or woman to go boldly with the venture - it's time to leave our driveway.
I will explain to the children. "While we are gone, I always want to leave to your alone on the phone in case we need to call for help.
There was a sentence of "Block of what you can use". "The house will be the whole time in sight."
Oh, young people's innocence. They simplify everything.
Update of oil exploration: the United States plays catch up with Cuba
Surprisingly enough, it seems as if the time will soon arrive when the United States needs to play catch up with Cuba in oil exploration Fidel - Castro's function as a private cigar plantation Petite and poor Communicating enclaves are now, that that to support that afraid economy for decades.
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Surprisingly enough, it looks as if the time arrives soon when the US needs to play catch up with Cuba in oil exploration Fidel * As Castro's personal cigar plantation function Petite and poor The Communist enclave now that it has supported its fiascent economy for decades
In its forged wisdom from its poverty, the islet-rich Kojima has also offered a license for an American oil company.
As expected, the prospect that Cuba will scoop out oil from the ocean floor while the US forbids it for decades is about the current wisdom of our voluntary ban, the US has a proven track record in its coastal waters As having oil reserves, the argument has quickly come to a part, it is more coastal waters
These oils seem to be there enough to be persuasive at dear Dear time to meet all of our energy demand for about 18 years there are black gold
Naturally, the conservation society looks for liquid treasure under coral reefs, just a prospect of oil bit chomping into the emerald water of our rich fish coastline
As discussion progresses, we can think of only the worst case best scenario. In the worst case: We do nothing but foreign companies that do not have the most devout reputation in ecological validity, the best case to drain onto our beach, as time permits: we Race to catch up with Cuba and maybe drill down into our hemisphere if not otherwise bad advice tangle
Since we are actually talking about drilling in our own backyard pond, we may also be there, but regret all of us and send fish
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