Aside from friendly horse interactions, the discussion of the ability to speed up here and there, the inevitable attendance of law enforcement agencies in Gotham, as a cringing of pedestrians,
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The City of New York is the size benefit of using a horse to help the police as it has decided to double the number of its stable horse civil servants.
Horse officials seem not to be more visible and impressive. He can be likable even better
Horses are also wonderfully inexpensive to maintain. As New York - Times reports, obedient subordinates demand "$ 10 a day for hay, cereal and bedding materials.
A Canadian family spokesman who trains a horse said, "They can gallop through traffic and can go one way street in the wrong direction and can not keep a police car or a police dog About that. "
Aside from friendly horse interactions, the discussion of the ability to speed up here and there, the inevitable attendance of law enforcement agencies in Gotham, as a cringing of pedestrians,
We are not comparative experts, but I think that we will pick a horse if pushed. They individually weigh approximately 1,000 pounds, but the average police car weighs a significant multiple of that.
But it is flattened by one to four tires, as opposed to being trampled by us with a real decision factor of one to four hoofs
Considering all things, we think that you may expect a somewhat higher survival rate by choosing a horse.
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Student hostel again (this topic ends, a story about how the door jam met with her head and how the latter surrendered to the former.
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State University of Odessa. Late 1980s. Department of Romance and Germanic. And that means that only 5 or 6 rooms out of 50 were occupied by men. I should state that this ratio 1:10 actually interfered with concentration of people in their investigation.
I shared a room with a man from Kiev, Ukraine, semen binder. The name tells for itself. But he now has about his ehtnicity complex, tells us, loved listening to various stories and anecdotes about the Jews. By the way, one author appealed to his poor fate that he immigrated from Ukraine to Russia just to study. It's delusion! There were many Jews in our university, but as long as actions occurred in Odessa, all residents are automatically referred to as Jews.
Well, in one of the rooms, the draft beating the door, leaving the girl inside and out with the girls living there. Girls' clothes are dressing gowns, slippers. When you get back to the room from the window, raised a specific problem as it was the fifth floor. One of the roommates had another key, but she went to town and came back the next day. The only way was to break the door. What kind of delicate girls are there? They head for us for help and we delegate Senya to them. First, he is about 2 meters high and about 90 kilograms. Second, his wife lived in that room.
We took a seat in the first row so we could advise ... but we had no chance.
Chiya ran, jumping about getting closer to the door. The show is not for tension. Imagine the body of the flight, 90 kilometers, that just hits the door frame by the head. The head bounces like a billiard ball, the body continues its movement, and finally knocks on the door. After that, everything falls to the ground: the door, the body of Senia, and what remains from his head. Anyway it is what we were thinking at that moment.
But why do you want to laugh in that situation? We are laughing like being crazy, but serious things happened. Then we hear the sound of another body fall: one of the girls fainted in front of the blood. As she admitted later, she saw not only blood but also the brain. Who will you bring first?
Fortunately, everything turned out all right. Senya was cheap, broke his head, caused a big uplift and a slight concussion. But the funny thing was that after 15 minutes I came home and a roommate who brought me the second key came.
She failed to buy a bus ticket and turned out to come back.
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