The spectacular struggle of human versus beast - who has a really superior mind?
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Humor, Business, Books, Buddha, Buddhism
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I have never thought of myself as a brave man, but knowing if you can handle himself in a dangerous situation one will regain liveliness again, Aizu is a regular work Such an opportunity occurred. I cruised down the street and I was singing away from the key to the radio suddenly when I had a twisting feeling of intestines what I was not alone. I could see the existence of evil even before I looked at the teeth like black eyes and long fangs and chilled the blood of the Navy's seal.
I tried to make this devil creature disgusting from my car from the depths of hell, so without having to worry about my happiness and the security of others, cars like madmen but held in the brute! It was a mouse to cling to my wiper blade like a swing artist. And I am not talking about Mickey Mouse here, this mouse was average evil and crafty. I could see it with his eyes.
Once I was afraid of what I knew that it was an early panic using my mind. I had an excellent mind. Besides, he was buried in a metal fortress while I was safe. I locked the door and prepared to do the fight.
If I could not shake him, maybe I could flood him. My fingers wrapped around the control in a window washing machine, I laughed at himself gently sticking to myself knowing that this mouse met his match. I plunged the button downwards, and while laughing at the victory laughter, the water is cascaded over him with a furious waterfall.
Cancel of that creature First legs and other, because they missed, wash slowly, each under armpit. Later, I knew in the rodent language the final twist of his tail had to be obscene gesture, he said that under the hood and sight
Even if I was handed slowly in my morning work I was able to wear the lunch I waited and continued the game I was really good, it is a creature. Armed with an ice scraper and an umbrella, I poped the hood and prepared to do a fight. Cowardly beast ran away. In his hurry he remained behind scattering of acorn shells, leaves and pine needles. I took great pleasure in brushing his poor possessions on my engine's and cold, dark paving. This rodent hotel was closed. We knew who had an excellent mind until we came home that night. There, they looked up at Devil's desire and me and stared at them, they were black, beads.
For him who knew that he was looking for a fight, it would be revenge. I show no concern for my own safety, I grab my reliable ice scraper and umbrella, my weapon of choice, open the hood and throw it into a huge beast
Oh, that ninja mouse led me to a cheerful chase! Jumping from the engine part to the engine part and scrambling, the cowardly devil was still afraid and afraid to fight like me like a man. Meanwhile, I always hit the blur of my weapon angry movements from the air filter to the carburetor, and always follow the second behind. I worked myself madly and I could not have done any faster than I was playing a drum solo at a rock concert. In despair, the beast disappeared into the intestines of a pigeon and my car down a small gap.
But there was a more important mission in front of me. Ignoring the ban on chemical warfare of the Geneva Convention, I forced insect repellent on all cracks and openings that I could find. I crammed the five parts under the gap where the coward escaped.
It is now two days and there were no more signs of evil beasts. He meets his game and instinct is filming him to appear in a new place. I was a rodent, the only reminder of the insecticide whenever I switched on the heater was the freedom of irritating smell. I did not mind, it was a smell of victory.
A small boy who lives next door visited this morning. He was sad. A few days ago, his pet gerbil seemed to escape loose.
The power of humor
Humor is far more powerful than most people think. It is one of the most powerful "date weapons" when it comes to attracting women. This article explains why science is "to laugh a woman and fall in love".
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Dating, humor, make a woman laugh
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What can you do with humor?
It's fun But why are sweets that people imagined developing too, is it a comedy channel? You can also use it to name the tension, reduce it, keep your children at their seats, find big contracts. There is one thing with a thousand of humor, but it leads to the ultimate goal - Laugh.
Laughter is stronger, much more than most people think.
You can laugh at a woman and fall in love with you.
Does it sound like a rather bold assertion? Let me explain
Human beings have obsessive compulsion as they are consistent. It is physically impossible to hate those you really laughed, you seem to be unable to resolve conflicts and incongruity during laughter (someone likes
In other words, women tend to get closer to a man who smiled consistently! This happens at the logical level ("Oh, being with him gives me so much joy and I want more)" as well as at the subconscious level (consistency is laughed by someone If you maintain a hostile attitude towards that person, that is very contradictory.
Therefore, I am using laughter so that women fall in love with me. More women who can make me laugh, better get. As you see, love is associated with direct laughter which is derived from the feelings of happiness and happiness.
I am convinced in your entire life so far, many, many, many women have laughed, sometimes you are pretty good at it
Certainly, all of us can break a joke. Sometimes we have something quite fun all night long. .. We all do it often, can we do the night after night? Do we all know the secret that makes humor your natural part?
Maybe not
Some people talk about "art" that makes women make you laugh.
Certainly, they can be called "artists" as you like, but there are problems. .. When something becomes art, you do not have a rule to rely on and you can not measure the result. Laughing a woman suddenly becomes an uncertain event.
But there is a fact. .. Laughing a woman is science.
The fact is predictable that it is a human reaction to a different type of "humor stimulation".
And there is a test and proven way to match there with a ridiculous line and subject matter education, personality, and cultural to create a laugh.
Regardless of appearance, intelligence, education, personality, any man can learn the mechanism of humor and laughter and develop his own style of humor.
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