A Palestinian leader experiencing an ongoing cash crunch as the civilized world refuses to support the unachievable pledge to destroy Israel "
But just with time nickel, the Foreign Minister of Palestine could smuggle the suitcase loaded in $ 200,000 in cash to Gaza. He slipped from Egypt on return from a successful begging trip to Indonesia, Malaysia, Brunei, China, Pakistan, Iran, Egypt.
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A Palestinian leader experiencing an ongoing cash crunch as the civilized world refuses to support the unachievable pledge to destroy Israel "
But just with time nickel, the Foreign Minister of Palestine could smuggle the suitcase loaded in $ 200,000 in cash to Gaza. He slipped from Egypt on return from a successful begging trip to Indonesia, Malaysia, Brunei, China, Pakistan, Iran, Egypt.
Clearly he was not the first Palestinian messenger trying to run cash, but his predecessor ran over to the unexpected obstacles on the way across the border.
This is not a ridiculous condition to bring people who have a nation's desire and have at least a right not to be transferred to the dignity Pinky. However, since then poor misplaced slugs voted for Hamas, they played a role in bringing such embarrassing sufferings to themselves
The question is, if Hamas' surprisingly elected organization wishes the state, the first thing it has to do is recognize that the adjacent state rights exist
One is inconvenient that he is inconvenient Mahmoud Abbas, a wise and promising moderate, without trying to take effective actions, indecisive idiocy and its debilitating effect He is against such misguided opposition As we are dealing, we need to seek a safe passage through him through the complexity of his much wiser enterprise.
Our police will take care of us
This story was told by one of my friends (and I edited). I can not say for sure whether the story is true, but in case of disastrous personal information about participants has to be changed.
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... It happened at one of the railway stations in Moscow Precinct. In the public order watch, there was Captain Viktor Nikolayevich Stepantsov. Rough and energetic companion, he was a drinker and had intense hatred for all immigrants. If his strong nail catches a couple of Tajik people (citizens of Tajikistan), who was trying to get on the train for free.
Foreign workers were brought to the police station and thorough checkouts were done, but police officers were unable to find documents, money or other tangible property. Having troubled this kind of cunning, Captain Ivantsov lectured on his prisoners about what is not allowed to walk without money (he spent his time on him!) And his condition Construction:
- Then one of you will stay here and the other will bring cabbage (1000 rubles each ($ 40 each)). Then you can leave from here.
Tricks are used to work, this time the Tajik people are jibbed. They claimed that they did not have beans and even more than they borrow money around all, they refused to separate the point black, eventually
- So stay here until morning! After that, I will send you to the front center like a vagrant as the car will come!
After detaining the Tajik in "Monkey house" (cell), the captain returned to his business. In a couple of hours Ivantsov reaped his reward, bent his elbow and remembered his rebellious prisoner.
- Hey, did basmatches make your heart? Mug and buzz off per it. Or to the reception center!
Tajik people shook their heads. They seemed to have been caught that way for the first time, knew there was no car, a little scared, the policemen liberated them anyway But they did not know the Ivantsov at all! In time or so, after two more vodka staggering, the captain came back to the station and ordered his companion to take the outside prisoners.The sergeant was at a loss and was in drag cell Following the outward Tajik people in order put them both by concrete fence. Loosen emperor's gesture Ivantsov and holster:
- Are you planning to pay the counter at the end? !
Tajik people silent Ivantsov pull the "Makarov" revolver outside the holster twisted the lock, switching the prevention, aimed at one of the threat and pronunciation "basmatches'" head:
- Because you are not paying a fine, under the name of the law under the rebellion against the police and suspected illegal immigration - you will be taken and executed, bastards!
There was a shot sound, one of the Tajik people fell to the ground (fortunately he fainted). Afterwards, my colleague realized that it was better for them to go to the captain because he was aiming at the head of another prisoner. My colleague had trouble with "indomitable fighter against illegal immigrants" pinion trouble, then sudden attacks began. A terrible ordered official called an ambulance. The diagnosis (so that everyone can guess) is a mental disorder and the captain took it as a unit of psychosomatic disorder. Tajik was brought into the senses and both were allowed to go to forget everything.
Below you might think Viktor Nikolayevich was fired? It is not bloody stuff. As I recently heard, he got a "major" rank and is waiting for a promotion again.
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