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Night club raid for baby Boomes;

regular customers drop Nabbed to drop antacids


Police attacked Boomer 's hot spot due to an accident acting on the tip from twenty couple who entered a trendy club. Owner who was taken away by the cuffs said, "I did not know that some of the customers are dropping themselves, but somehow they were smuggling past the bouncer - Alka - Seltzer, Tums, Rolaids, you name it, If I knew, I put free club soda in them.


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Unexpectedly a trendy new nightclub catering to the generation of baby boomers that finds themselves alone was attacked by the police last night. Acting on the tip from twenty couple who entered the hot spot in the accident, the police can not decide that many of the regular customers dropped the antacid.

Owner who was taken away by the cuffs said, "I did not know that some of the customers are dropping themselves, but somehow they were smuggling past the bouncer - Alka - Seltzer, Tums, Rolaids, you name it, If I knew, I put free club soda in them.

The female boomer, because she was booked, "I admit it. I got addicted to Alka-Seltzer Are you back in the meat market in your 50's? Child I want you to understand "

A male patron who was arrested while trying to escape said, "I am single, I am upsetting, so it is no wonder that I need to take regular doses of Mylanta and I am going to get it I will not do nothing. There is nothing - Rob, murder, but pick up the bottle at the drug store.

In order to enjoy life for decades after them, the club will resume tonight to relieve the disturbed Boomer who has seemingly uncontrollable impulses.

But upon arrival the crowd of trends noticed that a new sign was placed on the entrance, "possession of antacid within these premises is strictly forbidden.


New U.S. Military Tactic to quell Iraq's anxiety: I will drop the rebel IQ test


The United States continued to suffer from the rebellion in Iraq and decided to quell it by giving the rebel arm IQ test. The plan is to drop it from the sky as a leaflet. With its normal frankness to respond to NewsLaugh's request, the military gave us a preliminary copy of the test.

Rebel IQ test

This is a trial of multiple choices. Because of the ease of anxiety, it is limited to two multiples for each question. Please select only one answer for each question. Two of the two are counted as completely stupid.

1. What is the best way to acquire Iraq's coalition forces?

1. Continue the rebellion

2. Stop the rebellion


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The United States continued to suffer from the rebellion in Iraq and decided to quell it by giving the rebel arm IQ test. The plan is to drop it from the sky as a leaflet. With its normal frankness to respond to NewsLaugh's request, the military gave us a preliminary copy of the test.

Rebel IQ test

This is a trial of multiple choices. Because of the ease of anxiety, it is limited to two multiples for each question. Please select only one answer for each question. Two of the two are counted as completely stupid.

1. What is the best way to acquire Iraq's coalition forces?

1. Continue the rebellion

2. Stop the rebellion

2. What is the best way to stop the murder of Iraqi civilians?

1. Blow them up and keep shooting them

2. Bombard them and stop shooting them

3. What is the correct way to characterize the United States?

1. The main country that liberated Iraq from one of the most brutal dictators of the present age?

2. Stop the unforeseen rebellion, the main country that invaded Iraq to lose about 2,500 of his most valued citizen in hard work

4. What is the correct opinion of those who continue to support the rebellion?

1. He is a wise and admirable worthy leader

2. He is a misunderstood you are a counter effect fanatic

The US military is relying on IQ testing anti-government forces, their murder struggle is currently the most blatantly stupid self-destructive behavior in the world, the only permanent that only

Of course, the result remains unknown. Or is it?

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