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President Bush is asking for healing cracks with Hollywood.



Having troubled by the decline in the evaluation of his approval President Bush is the one of the adversarial spokespeople, Jane Fonda's lunch plan by Hollywood's frontal attack,

Mr. Bush said, "I am looking forward to meeting Fonda, she has been saying so many extraordinary things about me over the years, it will be a real pleasure to break the bread, that I was going to move to the next person on my guest list, if I get intact through lunch, Barbra Streisand. "


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Having troubled by the decline in the evaluation of his approval President Bush is the one of the adversarial spokespeople, Jane Fonda's lunch plan by Hollywood's frontal attack,

Mr. Bush said, "I am looking forward to meeting Fonda, she has been saying so many extraordinary things about me over the years, it will be a real pleasure to break the bread, that I was going to move to the next person on my guest list, if I get intact through lunch, Barbra Streisand. "

The inviter was cautious at least in response to the public's reaction to his overture.

Ms. Stray Sand said in her usual modest way, "I do not mind singing for dinner, but do I have to sing for lunch too?

Robert Redford, another invitee, said, "Well, you are totally slippery Sundance, all in all, I am a former oil man and I just came out against the oil "

Mr. Fonda, of course, was very vocal. "I have a lot of things to say to the president, but I am not having lunch, I will be upset to swallow without suffocation, then he gains the opportunity to manipulate Himelick, Apart from the fact that I have to endure his touch, he boasts that he does not know for a moment that I am ready for it.

Despite the early warning signs, the president remained bright.

"If you know Hollywood folk," he said. "They are not all Republicans."


President Bush reveals the new missile defense.


Easily, America, you think of false neglecting flight of North Korea, but someday, even if they are hoping, long-distance Taepodong 2 missiles - the country has ever been a capitalist

President Bush not only shoots enemy missiles with a missile defense system that defends our country with the miscalculation launch of North Korea's seven missiles including Taepodong 2 where we came from it I will return it to. So, those who launch missiles in the US will be clearer as they come back to them soon. "


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Easily, America, you think of false neglecting flight of North Korea, but someday, even if they are hoping, long-distance Taepodong 2 missiles - the country has ever been a capitalist

President Bush not only shoots enemy missiles with a missile defense system that defends our country with the miscalculation launch of North Korea's seven missiles including Taepodong 2 where we came from it I will return it to. So, those who launch missiles in the US will be clearer as they come back to them soon. "

The revelation of the innovative missile defense system surprised Mr. Wings. "I thought that I was about to complete the star wars system that President Reagan started, but if you're lucky you can at least shoot down enemy missiles But will you return to the launch pad and lead it? This is my first time I heard of it.

"Well, Larry, as you know, I am the president and I will also hear about such things before a fine reply like a fine like you"

"I say," Larry Wing comments. "Do you mind?"

"I do not have a clue," Bush said, "But the army guaranteed me that we have the function."

"When did this new missile defense work begin?" Mr. Wing inquired.

"Actually, I get all trust," Bush said.

"How are you?" Mr. Watanabe was surprised and asked. "I did not know you were a person like missile defense.

"I am not technically speaking, but one of our more reflective missile technicians who spent so much money in Iraq is why just a missile payload in the middle of the air If you can turn back and send back to the enemy, think about the money we save, it seems that you could understand it, but in the joystick program guide of ingenuity the following minutes.

"Really? How trust is this new system."

"Everything is just a missile of development, I will go to the country anymore. They are wasting time and in light of our new missile defense, they will indeed think that they will indirectly think about them Now, missiles are what I call deterrent.

"I will say," Mr. Wing replied. "How will North Korea and Iran react to this news?"

"I think that they will be notified," he said. "And what makes the United States safer, especially when I save the cost of TNT and enriched uranium, is what I want, the only more economical thing I can think about is soft landing For one of our air force bases for one of our air force bases if one of our technical boy finds the way I will also get the credit for that idea You are my witness Is not it?

"Yes, sir," Larry agreed. "Wow, with the innovative president like you at the president's office, I will sleep a lot better at night."

"Thank you. I am awake all night but I am spending good deal of time sleeping during the day.

Also, his eyes glazed up and dropped the shutdown.

"President?" Asked Tsubasa. "Oh, the president?

However, I did not stir the depress.

So, Mr. Wing looked at the camera and said, "I think that it is people.I can interview anyone, but my guests are struggling."

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