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Challenge by French chef Evolution theory; Role of food and wine
Since Darwin proposed it, the theory of evolution has undergone many tasks, but none recently received a Michelin one star restaurant just outside the city of Bordeaux like the theory proposed by the French chef from Bordeaux The Andre - Dumier that operates is the first requirement at various stages of evolution,
We were fortunate to arrange Newslaugh exclusive interview.
NewsLaugh: Please explain your theory?
Dumier: But, of course, Mushy. A major flaw in Darwin's theory is that he places a natural choice before the presence of food to choose.
NewsLaugh: Say, that is interesting. Can you speak in detail?
Dumier: It is my pleasure to do so. To me, his theory of evolution does not make a major place for the existence of food. Let me explain Do you think that the fish evolved in the sea before plankton eats? Of course they would have been hungry! If you do, you can not survive, so how can a strong one win?
NewsLaugh: Do you have another theory to propose?
Dumier: Oui, Mush. Maximum survival.
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Since Darwin proposed it, evolution theory has undergone a number of tasks, but none recently came from Bordeaux like a theory proposed by a French chef
Chef Andre - Dumier, who runs a Michelin one star restaurant just outside the city of Bordeaux, was the first in various stages of evolution, we were fortunate to arrange a Newslaugh exclusive interview . Complete text follows.
NewsLaugh: We understand that you are proposing a fundamental revision of Darwin's theory of evolution. Can you explain your theory?
Dumier: But, of course, Mushy. A major flaw in Darwin's theory is that he places a natural choice before the presence of food to choose.
NewsLaugh: Say, that is interesting. Can you speak in detail?
Dumier: It is my pleasure to do so. His theory of evolution to me makes no primary place for the absolute necessities of food. Let me explain Do you think that the fish evolved in the sea before plankton eats? Of course they would have been hungry! If you do, you can not survive, so how can a strong one win?
NewsLaugh: Do you have another theory to propose?
Dumier: Oui, Mush. Maximum survival. In my mind is a more correct idea.
NewsLaugh: Yes, I can see your points. Do you explain the fact that animals eventually emerge from the ocean and are transferring land?
Dumier: I think it's for myself! Do you think they would have crawled up to the land if you had no food waiting for them? Stop! They knew that there was food there, so they went up to the land.
NewsLaugh: How did they find it was?
Dumier: Well, I did not exist at once, but I will tell you my idea. Some foods also blow into the water, it must be water, showing the airport display some airport factory. Probably a leguminous plant. Perhaps, the truffle was washed in the storm. These primitive fish have tasted. There is something I like to do. But I could not go get it
NewsLaugh: Why?
Dumier: Why else? Legs, deficits and anything that has not evolved are evolving.
NewsLaugh: How?
Dumier: I think Mush! They needed legs for food, so they raised them. Then they went out and chowed down.
NewsLaugh: How do you think they eventually become exclusively athletics?
Dumier: For the same reason you go to the grocery store every week. There are lots of food and you can pick it up without worrying that someone will take it away from you. They noticed that they were the only diner in the land, where there are millions of fish in the Primal Sea, competing for every bite, big but in the land? No, I am worried about that. There, they saw not only rich food, but at least in the short term, there was no competition for it.
NewsLaugh: So your theory is that evolution was originally driven by the availability of food?
Dumier: But, of course! Please look at the world today as well. Where there is food spots, for example, even the smallest cracked moss in the rock evolves as small insects and birds eat it. It is food!
NewsLaugh: How is the account for the evolution of Homo sapiens?
Dumier: My good man, please look for myself! Evidence is in front of you. Have you ever seen a picture of a famous cave in Lascaux?
NewsLaugh: Yes, we are familiar with them.
Dumier: Well, then, think about the famous bulls hall. Why do you think primitive residents were pulling bulls? Because they like bulls? No, they were thinking for a steak for dinner! But, in fact, food is only a more primitive aspect of my theory.
NewsLaugh: Please, elaborate.
Dumier: When you discover a fire, Neanderthals or some former Human Department, what do you think is the first thing they thought, huh! It was cooked food because it was not done! No more raw meat for us. So they roast and began to bake! But what is the difference? Homo sapiens is the only creature to cook his food! Fish can not be cooked in water. And you can imagine, for example, that the fox roasted the lamb of the lamb and gathered around the fire? No, cooking is purely an aspect of human behavior.
NewsLaugh: Yes, that's true. But surely there are more things to evolve humans and women than food?
Dumier: Of course, of course. And will it bring us to a big question? The last step to Homosapies. These primitives, "What is next?" At this point, they were ready in Hegel's term to make the next big leap of self-fulfillment.
NewsLaugh: What was that?
Dumier: They noticed the grapes. They liked to eat them and taste the juice, but after all, there is a bit like delicious honey in a single grape. The determined aperture is batch-wise. After that, what do you think of a woman who kept a cave while a strong man was hunting for dinner, or perhaps a man with less war - accident, or inspiration? Hey you again! This time only Vin! They found wine.
NewsLaugh: Well, I think it might have worked.
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